![]() 12/09/2014 at 17:57 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I'm going to jail, probably. The IRS is filing a lawsuit against me. It must be true, two different phone numbers called my cell and left a recorded message saying so. :(
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holy shit! OMG dude are you for real?
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WTF NO WHY
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99% chance the message was left in an Indian accent
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TO MEXICO!
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You should have called them back and used the church of scientology for information.
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Have you recieved any certified letters lately? IRS doesn't call. They mail.
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The elusive EL_ULY. I've been told to find your wisdom and knowledge about a belt squeal on an 09 Elise SC. Would you be the man I was told has the golden touch.
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You boys like Mexico?
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Well, honestly, should they? You know very well if you owe money to the government. If you've done nothing wrong, then it shouldn't even be an issue.
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They also don't call themselves "The IRS".
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Sounded like the Google Translator lady, actually.
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I'll one up you: The Westboro Baptist "Church".
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Ask me how I know! lol.
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If you are indeed facing off against the IRS don't say anything under any circumstances without an immunity guarantee.
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Like, against Ebola?
![]() 12/09/2014 at 18:09 |
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Yes. Immunity against that and the mumps.
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Pretty sure I remember a phone scam along these lines happening pretty often a few years ago. don't bother doing anything until you get a summons. Scams like this target the elderly or people who just don't know better. (I'm pretty sure you know all this and its just a joke post)
12/09/2014 at 18:09 |
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Ah, the scam has evolved!
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Fine. I'll grab the RPG-7 and come break ya out.
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Did you also get a call from Google asking you to pay to list your business online?
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Really?!? They actually said IRS? Wow.
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You're going to jail, Bart. Say goodbye to the wife and tater tots.
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Too far, lady. Too far.
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Either or.
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Probably the same people who called me from an unlisted number and said that my debit card had been frozen and that, in order to unfreeze it, I had to enter the 16-digit number. I got a similar call from the "IRS" saying that I was being audited. For the record, the IRS will send you a letter. They'll never call you.
![]() 12/09/2014 at 18:20 |
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I have a signal lol :] But yes. I work at a Lotus dealership in Texas. What is your exact issue and when is it happening?
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And had a name like "Dave"
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I'd love to see someone take them down!!! :D
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When I first start and drive around at 3k and never before that I start to hear a belt squeal. If I keep it at 3k for about two minutes the noise slowly fades and no more squeal. Then, if I go up to 4k it will make that exact noise until I follow the same drill. The noise will return at 5k, 6k, etc until I've run through the full range a few times and then no more squeal until the engine completely cools again. It has had one previous owner who ordered it new. She babied the car and I asked her about it. She says she has heard it before and so has Lotus of Atlanta, but they didn't find anything wrong. Before I let loose the gods of lotustalk, I wanted to ask you first.
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Ooh, haven't gotten that one yet.
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Yes and yes.
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Did the refer to you as Mr. Takuro?
"Good afternoon, I'm calling from the Independent Rear Suspension. Due to the negligence of your brake system, your back left caliper will seize."
![]() 12/10/2014 at 00:09 |
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I've replaced some idler pullies on those on occasion for a similar complaint. Gimmie on sec to confirm
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don't drop the soap in the shower! LOL!